I did enjoy reading about the Ranch's facilities list. It includes:
Two artistic gymnastics training facilities (50,000 sq. ft. total)
- You know--the discipline that USAG gives a shit about.
- Share it, red-headed stepchildren.
- Most frequently used facility; connected to every other facility by secret tunnels that spray a cortisone mist on all who pass through.
- Shares space with dance hall. Iceberg lettuce and grapes served daily.
- Hilton beds. Plastic sheets/Lysol will not be provided.
- For spying on the Russians.
- For burning off those grape salads.
- For Tweeting. And spying on the Russians.